But you got drunk anyway?
Hardy: I don’t drink. Just the e-cigarette. It’s hardly fucking rock 'n' roll. But yeah, we went out. I drank loads of sparkling water and sat out till four in the morning watching everybody else get drunk. That’s what I do.
Who’s the most entertaining drunk in the cast?
Hardy: I don’t find drunks entertaining. I find them a liability. I normally have to help them get to cars, like I’m a designated driver. But everyone behaved themselves last night. No one needed helping out [and] there were no fights. Everybody stayed with their clothes on. It was cool.
Roskam: I’m suddenly picturing Matthias [Schoenarts, Roskam’s Bullhead star, who plays a lowlife who claims Rocco is his dog] naked and stumbling around.
Hardy: Like, lap-dancing Bill Murray. “No, no, no! That’s Bill Murray, Matthias!”
Roskam: "Take your balls out of Bill Murray’s face, dude!"
Hardy: Yeah, stop twerking! We crashed Bill Murray’s party last night. Big Bill.
Ah, yes, you were at the premiere party for St. Vincent. Are you and Bill Murray buddies?
Hardy: No [Laughs.] It was an event. He was just there. [Both The Drop and St. Vincent are Fox Searchlight films,] so we represented, you know.